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  Crustacean Mobsters Smuggling Lobsters

  The seaweed is always greener In somebody else’s lake You dream about corporate ladders But that is a big mistake Just see all the cash around you Right here on the ocean floor   Such valuable things surround you What more is you lookin’ for? It’s under the sea!

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  First Song of the Day: The Ballad of W Axl

  Just an urchin livin’ under the street I’m a hard case that’s tough to beat Oh, won’t you please take me home

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  The Tale of Ron Panaflaxatron, tasers, babes and the electrified lute of badassness.

  Sometimes P Schizzle Mo’Flax makes stupid financial decisions. Other times, very brütal ones…

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  Thirty five degrees of Ravishing – or Introducing Jake “the Snake” Roberts

  Jake “The Snake” Roberts,  known to his mother as Aurelian, is best known for his time in the World Wrestling Federation and his gimmick of bringing snakes into the ring in a sack, including a boa constrictor named “Damien” and a de-venomed cobra, which as a child I called “holy shit! is that a cobra?”.

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  Pectacularus Beat Major Aka The Rumpy Doppelganger Aka Christopher Espresson Esquire Aka ‘Ron’ Panaflaxatron and the perplexing pokewalker of foolingness

  So let me set the scene, it was a cool Autumn eve, typical of Southern California – though he was heading for the opposite coast. Pectacularus Beat Major was cruising toward Brooklyn on the Number 8 bus, Cap backwards and funky commercial house blaring through tinny white headphones. A portly lass powers up the aisle [...]